Which, in and of itself, was an education. But after said 3.
Naked in Upstate NY: A guide to nudism, nude recreation, resorts and clubs
And, never having spent a full day wearing nothing but sunscreen, I thought it would be an interesting little trip outside of my comfort zone. It did not disappoint, and here are a dozen things I learned in my afternoon by the pool at a nudist resort. Porn eskmo just on women, on men, too.
Since every guy on the planet makes nudists point to look anywhere BUT down in a locker room, I wasn't aware that we men are also now going totally bare. Around the pool at Caliente, rarely was any dude rocking much more than a soul patch.
This may only be true of nudists, but it was still alarming to see so many men completely shaved like beach women. I'm not even sure how these things are possible without trauma-center levels of blood loss, but I saw more dudes with rings, bars, and studs through their sacks than I saw men with clothes on. Every single one induced a wince of "Oh-God-that-must-have-hurt" discomfort.
List of social nudity places in Asia
But nobody topped the guy with about 15 rings around his penis, who I can only assume thought it coed the same effect that African tribeswomen achieve with neck rings. I didn't ask him if it was true.
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