Sometimes, love quotes need not be so sweet. They must also be steamy, sexy sayings dirty. Here is a collection of funny Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes.
Sex Sayings and Quotes
Sex is like math: Sex with you is so good sexual we should celebrate it by having sex. Your pants,they bother me. Your face would look better between my legs.
If you don't believe in Oral Sex,Keep you mouth shut. Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up,put your boobs in their mouth. Life is like sex,you can either lie back and let it screw you,or you can get on top and ride the hell out porn schwanz it.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult.